Jordan's Tumblr!

Reblog if in elementry you had an eraser that said on the top "yes" and bottom "no" and on the sides were "maybe"

hannamacaroni:

asunci0nreyes:

darinsoung:

kiacruz:

lucybouathong:

OMG, u guys know what im talking about!!! You would like ask a question and just throw it and it gives you an answer! gah, i miss doing that. :(

i still do that .. heh.

Confession #17

I secretly want a Zhu Zhu Hamster!!!

Words to live by..

camillecastill0:

kari-shma:

(via: Amazing Posts)

1. Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.
2. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
3. Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
4. Drive carefully. It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
5. Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
6. If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
7. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
8. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
9. Never buy a car you can’t push.
10. Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don’t have a leg to stand on.
11. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.
12. The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.
13. The Second mouse gets the cheese
14. When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
15. Birthdays are good for you, the more you have, the longer you live.
16. You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
17. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
18. Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
19. We could learn a lot from crayons, some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors but they all have to learn to live in the same box.
20. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
21. Happiness comes through doors you didn’t even know you left open.

i feel so fucked up.

caitlynbaker:

this is fucking ridiculous, i don’t know why i’m feeling this way.
i feel like i am on the verge of crying, like i could burst into tears
and breakdown at any minute.
im on such an uneasy state, my mind and body are screaming at me,
but i have absolutely no clue why.
my eyes are dry and feel sunken in, my head is pounding from the inside,
my throat is burning and raw, and my muscles ache.
what is causing me to feel such sadness, why am i grieving like i have lost someone important to me when not a single person comes to mind?
lets hope this feeling ends by the morning.

taylor swift always makes songs that i can relate to

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